goth_is_not_emo

 

 

THINGS THAT nsfw-bot HAS MISIDENTIFIED AS PORNOGRAPHY:

 

- A bare male chest (but not if you hue-shift it or paste a photo of an owl in the corner of the image)
- All posts with the hashtag #chronicpain (apparently because it's sometimes abbreviated as CP)

- G-rated images of LGBT+ people (example)
- Various permutations of a woman presenting images of male nipples or baby-bottle nipples (a protest against the phrase "female-presenting nipples" in the new rules)
- Classic nude artwork, including Michelangelo's David and the painting Truth Coming Out of Her Well To Shame Mankind.
- Clean selfies and a photo of a vase (even more egregious considering that this is from Erica Moen, whose comic "Oh Joy Sex Toy" is definitely 10000% NSFW, and yet THESE G-rated images were the only ones flagged)
- A photo of a woman's shoulders.  The woman is clearly wearing either a bra or a spaghetti-strap top.
- Screenshots of an ad for Werther's Originals candies with a creme filling
- Personal posts about being gay and/or how seeing LGBT representation in media affected them emotionally
- Any post that uses the words "lesbian," "trans," or "gay" (way to go, Yahoo, your AI is basically bigoted completely by accident)
- A picture of a vomiting unicorn
- This parody meme
- Pictures of Obama playing with a baby (I think from the British royal family?) in the Oval Office (totally G-rated, wholesome images)
- A package containing a whole, raw chicken
- Patents for a boot-scrubber
- A field full of Pomeranians
- Heart-shaped pendants
- Drawings of dragons
- A post containing several portrait-style photos of Black women
- A pencil drawing of a child crying
- G-rated fanart of popular podcast The Adventure Zone
- Screenshots of Steven Universe
- This totally-clean video game fanart
- Pictures of robots and turtles
- Mister Rogers
- Artwork of a cave, with no humans or other living things visible in it
- Fractals
- Silly sketches of lions
- A still-life sketch of common kitchen items
- A very sketchy image-in-progress of what appears to be Captain America and the Falcon, hugging.  HUGGING!
- An article about a pornbot on a British site that misidentified photos of desert sand as pornography (so meta)
- Links to an article on SMH about how Tumblr's new rules will cause the erasure of lots of worksafe LGBT+ content, as well as important sex-ed posts
- A picture of a cat (appears to be a recolored Glameow from Pokemon)
- An image that literally is just the words "A PICTURE OF A CHICKEN" in black text on a white background (You can't make this up, folks)
- Seriously, So. Many. Pictures. Of. Pets.
- A photo of some chocolates with ghosts on them
- Photos of wildflowers (I guess plant genitals count too?)
- Links to a CNN article about Joe Biden
- A woman in steampunk attire, who is literally covered everywhere from the neck down
- Drawings of Neopets characters
- Garfield the cat
- That one photo of a baby with a Japanese horse mask on its head
- This image, which appears to show Minecraft characters bending their elbows (which they can't actually do in-game)
- Fanart of Mario (again, totally G-rated fanart, not the erotic stuff)
- A design for an "ugly holiday sweater" featuring Totoro
- Calligraphy (of totally clean words)
- A cute comic strip about dinosaurs
- A photo of cats, with text in Russian (the Russians love their cat memes as much as everybody else)
- Disney's Cinderella
- A man with cat ears, in military uniform, holding a gun
- A photo of a hand
- Various work-safe photos of Tom Hiddleston
- A photo of some action figures, posed so that Batman is sitting at a table and the Green Power Ranger is handing him a plate of frankfurters
- A painting of a bowl of fruit with teeth, apparently inspired by Ursula Vernon
- A photo of a woman in a sports bra, smoking a cigarette
- A photo of the same woman eating a soft-serve ice cream cone
- These ordinary household objects